NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 2005 Monday, January 3, 2005 - Not nearly as demonic Tuesday, January 4, 2005 - Sociological study Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - It's really unlike Alistair Thursday, January 6, 2005 - Not enough sugar in the punch Friday, January 7, 2005 - Wow, that haircut! Monday, January 10, 2005 - Hannity and Colmes Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - Patricide City Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - Just. Common. Sugar. Thursday, January 13, 2005 - The plan didn't work Friday, January 14, 2005 - Sam's aftereffects Monday, January 17, 2005 - Looking forward to the Super Bowl Tuesday, January 18, 2005 - The Super Bowl Ball? Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - Grading Super Bowl spectating Thursday, January 20, 2005 - Nit 'n' Gritty Sports Bar Friday, January 21, 2005 - Tux hunting Monday, January 24, 2005 - At the Tour D'Ivoire Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - Earth to Sam Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - The death of Wolfram's pants Thursday, January 27, 2005 - Ungrateful Friday, January 28, 2005 - The death of Wolfram's pants revisited Monday, January 31, 2005 - Breaking dining room chairs Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - The not-so-casual sports fan Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - Wallpaper creases Thursday, February 3, 2005 - Filmed in Cheesed-Off-O-Vision Friday, February 4, 2005 - Alistair to the rescue again Monday, February 7, 2005 - Taking Harry Reid to lunch Tuesday, February 8, 2005 - Defining the terms Wednesday, February 9, 2005 - Pro-choice issues Thursday, February 10, 2005 - Withdrawal counterproposal Friday, February 11, 2005 - Overstaying Monday, February 14, 2005 - Valentine's day ribbing Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - Social security discussion... Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - ...continued Thursday, February 17, 2005 - Where to invest? Friday, February 18, 2005 - How Alistair spends his time Monday, February 21, 2005 - Spitballs from Ferris with love Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - Ferris's master plan Friday, February 25, 2005 - A spot Monday, February 28, 2005 - Getting to the right person Wednesday, March 2, 2005 - The Pentagon visits Friday, March 4, 2005 - Didn't go well? Monday, March 7, 2005 - The Gatorade menace Wednesday, March 9, 2005 - Kevin is given some Faith Friday, March 11, 2005 - Kevin is not keeping the Faith Monday, March 14, 2005 - Kevin is avoiding the Faith Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - Kevin is disparaging the Faith Friday, March 18, 2005 - Kevin is dismayed by others with Faith Monday, March 21, 2005 - Kevin accepts the Faith Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - Ferris disparages the Faith Friday, March 25, 2005 - Della's favorite music ever Monday, March 28, 2005 - Rochelle the activity planner Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - Credit cards Friday, April 1, 2005 - Schoolchildren standards Monday, April 4, 2005 - 51% Wednesday, April 6, 2005 - Forum debate frontier justice Friday, April 8, 2005 - The Southwestern purple ant Monday, April 11, 2005 - Quarters everywhere Wednesday, April 13, 2005 - Is my tunnel boring you? Friday, April 15, 2005 - Coma chameleon Monday, April 18, 2005 - Dessicated lake Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - FG-909 Friday, April 22, 2005 - Wolfram's lucky tie Monday, April 25, 2005 - Teach me, master Wednesday, April 27, 2005 - Making the conduit look good Friday, April 29, 2005 - Self-empowerment Monday, May 2, 2005 - Tomatoes and eggs Wednesday, May 4, 2005 - The necessary chant Friday, May 6, 2005 - Another way to do it Monday, May 9, 2005 - Wolfram is caught Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - A casualty Friday, May 13, 2005 - O Canada Monday, May 16, 2005 - I can't imagine who'd take that stuff Wednesday, May 18, 2005 - Wolfram prevaricates Friday, May 20, 2005 - It's about us Monday, May 23, 2005 - Rochelle is stunned into flashbacks Wednesday, May 25, 2005 - A power we possess to give or take away forever Friday, May 27, 2005 - A guy sings like Madonna Monday, May 30, 2005 - Dance the night away Wednesday, June 1, 2005 - Possible venues Friday, June 3, 2005 - Father is excited Monday, June 6, 2005 - Sam in an action film Wednesday, June 8, 2005 - The veteran Friday, June 10, 2005 - Reviewing judicial conduct Monday, June 13, 2005 - The memory hole Wednesday, June 15, 2005 - The solution to insomnia Friday, June 17, 2005 - Teachers Monday, June 20, 2005 - Clawing your way to the top Wednesday, June 22, 2005 - Yvonne's new boyfriend Friday, June 24, 2005 - Not taking her advice Monday, June 27, 2005 - Kevin transgresses Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - Lorna shops around (and gets Mako!) Friday, July 1, 2005 - Mako makes an offer Monday, July 4, 2005 - Shifting arguments Wednesday, July 6, 2005 - The missing musical element Friday, July 8, 2005 - Race track dust Monday, July 11, 2005 - Duke's island Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - Raising Raoul Friday, July 15, 2005 - Off course Monday, July 18, 2005 - Bats out of the belfry Wednesday, July 20, 2005 - A different nut Friday, July 22, 2005 - Sam uses his head Monday, July 25, 2005 - Mako explains Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - On the jealous side Friday, July 29, 2005 - Duke's end Monday, August 1, 2005 - Parking lot musings Wednesday, August 3, 2005 - Money well spent Friday, August 5, 2005 - Iro-knee Monday, August 8, 2005 - Winner and unwilling also-ran Wednesday, August 10, 2005 - Eggsasperating Friday, August 12, 2005 - Misguided thoughtfulness, episode 1 Monday, August 15, 2005 - Is Lorna giving them a poor self-image? Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - What really happened Friday, August 19, 2005 - Misguided thoughtfulness, episode 2 Monday, August 22, 2005 - Nigel calls Alistair Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - Forgotten all about it (and him) Wednesday, August 24, 2005 - Destroyed by the madness Thursday, August 25, 2005 - No conjoined Oscar Wildes here Friday, August 26, 2005 - Getting on with his work Monday, August 29, 2005 - Victim of love Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - Clearing it all up Wednesday, August 31, 2005- Gay marriage Thursday, September 1, 2005 - All apologies Friday, September 2, 2005 - Warmly destroying family values everywhere Monday, September 5, 2005 - Katrina Walk Tuesday, September 6, 2005 - A predatory media punditocracy Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - Sam and Alistair get sponsored Thursday, September 8, 2005 - Only for charity Friday, September 9, 2005 - Ferris's granola water Monday, September 12, 2005 - Ferris impresses the parents Tuesday, September 13, 2005 - Cookies for lessons Wednesday, September 14, 2005 - Ferris's school lecture on health Thursday, September 15, 2005 - I got your contract right here Friday, September 16, 2005 - Storytelling rat Monday, September 19, 2005 - FEMA won't get fooled again Tuesday, September 20, 2005 - License to thrill Wednesday, September 21, 2005 - Triple date Thursday, September 22, 2005 - At the club with Gene and CatsWhisker Friday, September 23, 2005 - Sam is discovered Monday, September 26, 2005 - Vladimir is discovered Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - Randy is discovered Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - Freedom is discovered Thursday, September 29, 2005 - Toothbrush metaphors Friday, September 30, 2005 - Difficult? Monday, October 3, 2005 - Della misses Kevin already Tuesday, October 4, 2005 - Ferris's fuel saving plan Wednesday, October 5, 2005 - Honey-tinged old so-and-so Thursday, October 6, 2005 - Our planet's fifty-year outlook Friday, October 7, 2005 - Candy samples Monday, October 10, 2005 - Root canals Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - A trip to the dentist Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - Rotating box Thursday, October 13, 2005 - Lorna is sorry Friday, October 14, 2005 - The sleeper awakes Monday, October 17, 2005 - "I feel different" Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - Something's not right here Wednesday, October 19, 2005 - Mistaken self-identity Thursday, October 20, 2005 - Sarcasm a la dog Friday, October 21, 2005 - Lorna won't forget her place Monday, October 24, 2005 - Did she say dog? Tuesday, October 25, 2005 - My husband thinks he's a chicken Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - A real brain meltdown Thursday, October 27, 2005 - Toys in the attic, over the rainbow Friday, October 28, 2005 - Virgiltech wishes to renegotiate Monday, October 31, 2005 - Surely you can follow the Veep's lead Tuesday, November 1, 2005 - Mandibility Wednesday, November 2, 2005 - No dogs allowed Thursday, November 3, 2005 - Where's Virgil, anyway? Friday, November 4, 2005 - The meeting with Virgiltech Monday, November 7, 2005 - The aftermath Tuesday, November 8, 2005 - The party of the first part Wednesday, November 9, 2005 - KPET's assets Thursday, November 10, 2005 - Can't keep trouble away Friday, November 11, 2005 - The daughter attacks Monday, November 14, 2005 - Ernest takes action Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Settling everything Wednesday, November 16, 2005 - A bearer of probably not-good news Thursday, November 17, 2005 - A new owner Friday, November 18, 2005 - Lorna needs to talk Monday, November 21, 2005 - A future as janitors Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - Needs Wednesday, November 23, 2005 - Conveying admiration Thursday, November 24, 2005 - Buying time in drag Friday, November 25, 2005 - Lorna awakes again Monday, November 28, 2005 - Lorna and Julia bond Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - Coming home to what? Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - A reluctant explanation Thursday, December 1, 2005 - Ernest is surrounded by reality Friday, December 2, 2005 - Back to KPET Monday, December 5, 2005 - Lorna's determination Tuesday, December 6, 2005 - The wedding is still on Wednesday, December 7, 2005 - Registering for the wedding Thursday, December 8, 2005 - The grandest gifts of all Friday, December 9, 2005 - Kevin goes shopping Monday, December 12, 2005 - Where's Della? Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - An email answers that Wednesday, December 14, 2005 - How to abandon a poodle Thursday, December 15, 2005 - Della fears Lorna Friday, December 16, 2005 - So long, email service Monday, December 19, 2005 - Alistair's lesson Tuesday, December 20, 2005 - Inconvenient wedding preparations Wednesday, December 21, 2005 - Dream poodles Thursday, December 22, 2005 - Inner motherboard fans Friday, December 23, 2005 - Something wonderful? Sunday, December 25, 2005 - Joyeux Noel Monday, December 26, 2005 - The wedding rehearsal Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - Ever had any second thoughts? Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - Romantacid Thursday, December 29, 2005 - Mr. and Mrs. Wolfram and Rochelle Blitzen-O'Shea Friday, December 30, 2005 - The honeymoon   CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO THE ARCHIVE MENU.