NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 2000 Monday, January 3, 2000 - The Hoax Virus Tuesday, January 4, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: Alert the Press Wednesday, January 5, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: It's Alistair Katt! Thursday, January 6, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: Wakey Wakey Friday, January 7, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: Lonny and Ronny Monday, January 10, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: A Chorus Rang Out Tuesday, January 11, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: The Fish Blockade Wednesday, January 12, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: A Nice Plan, But... Thursday, January 13, 2000 - Take Back the Canal: Alistair Ponders Friday, January 14, 2000 - Safety Vs. Style Monday, January 17, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Come Back to Me Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: You're a Trip, Kevin Wednesday, January 19, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Advice for the Lovelorn, Ferris Style Thursday, January 20, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Let's Go Shopping Friday, January 21, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: The Grand Mall Monday, January 24, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: The Tori Spelling Mall? Tuesday, January 25, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Poetic Justice Wednesday, January 26, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Artist's Prerogative Thursday, January 27, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Check the Rulebook Friday, January 28, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: This Isn't War, Right? Monday, January 31, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Starbucks Is Secure Tuesday, February 1, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: This Army Is All Business Wednesday, February 2, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Be a Loyal Customer Thursday, February 3, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: An Urgent Fax Friday, February 4, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Ferris!! Monday, February 7, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Deprogramming? Tuesday, February 8, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Spoken Like a True Patriot Wednesday, February 9, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Shoot the Messenger Poet Thursday, February 10, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Mister Rogers Would Sing Friday, February 11, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Surely It's a Test Monday, February 14, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: They're Held Prisoner, or Something Tuesday, February 15, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: It's Tempting, But... Wednesday, February 16, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Die with Dignity? Thursday, February 17, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Call In the Cavalry Friday, February 18, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Imagining Cartoon Heaven Monday, February 21, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Cancel the Invasion Tuesday, February 22, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Saved by the Stock Options Wednesday, February 23, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Kevin Released Thursday, February 24, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: Connor's Jiu-Jitsu Moves Friday, February 25, 2000 - Stormy Weather II: AOL Executives Speak Out Monday, February 28, 2000 - Coach Sam: Salary Caps Tuesday, February 29, 2000 - Coach Sam: Meet Ivan Wednesday, March 1, 2000 - Coach Sam: Sam Fields a Question Thursday, March 2, 2000 - Coach Sam: Disadvantaged Kids? Friday, March 3, 2000 - Award-Winning Wolfram Monday, March 13, 2000 - Van Plan: When Buses and Cabs Won't Do Tuesday, March 14, 2000 - Van Plan: Lorna Announces Her Decision Wednesday, March 15, 2000 - Van Plan: Unlicensed Pets Thursday, March 16, 2000 - Van Plan: Doggie Drivers' Tech Friday, March 17, 2000 - Van Plan: Driver's Ed Quiz Monday, March 20, 2000 - Van Plan: Rainy Day Tuesday, March 21, 2000 - Van Plan: We Passed! Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - Van Plan: Alistair's Enthusiasm Thursday, March 23, 2000 - Van Plan: Fully Customizable Friday, March 24, 2000 - Van Plan: The Van Arrives! Monday, March 27, 2000 - Van Plan: Planning a Drive-By Tuesday, March 28, 2000 - Van Plan: Getting Noticed Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - Van Plan: Busted Thursday, March 30, 2000 - Van Plan: KRVL Calls Friday, March 31, 2000 - Van Plan: Graduation Saturday, April 1, 2000 - Inter-Species Romance Monday, April 3, 2000 - Support for the Death Penalty Tuesday, April 4, 2000 - Breath Mints of the Stars Wednesday, April 5, 2000 - Historic Marker Thursday, April 6, 2000 - Rising Gas Prices Friday, April 7, 2000 - The Census Monday, April 24, 2000 - A Nose for News: Something's Changed Tuesday, April 25, 2000 - A Nose for News: I Visited the Groomer Wednesday, April 26, 2000 - A Nose for News: I Also Visited the Doctor Thursday, April 27, 2000 - A Nose for News: A Simple Outpatient Procedure Friday, April 28, 2000 - A Nose for News: I Did It for the Team Monday, May 1, 2000 - A Nose for News: Notice Anything? Tuesday, May 2, 2000 - A Nose for News: Someone Noticed Wednesday, May 3, 2000 - A Nose for News: Lucky Guy Thursday, May 4, 2000 - A Nose for News: Hal Seeks Advice Friday, May 5, 2000 - A Nose for News: Hal's Inspiration Monday, May 8, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Geting Dressed Up Tuesday, May 9, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: At Wally's Wednesday, May 10, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: On Stage Thursday, May 11, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: I'm Gonna Be a Star Friday, May 12, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: So... And... Plus... But... Monday, May 15, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Ferris Backstage Tuesday, May 16, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: I'll Give You a Discount Wednesday, May 17, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Called to the Hospital Thursday, May 18, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Snout Surgery Friday, May 19, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Waking Up Monday, May 22, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Supermodel Tuesday, May 23, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: It's Karma Wednesday, May 24, 2000 - A Nose for Trouble: Not Celine Anymore Thursday, May 25, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: What's the Difference? Friday, May 26, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Not On the Air, Renata Monday, May 29, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: We're Off the Air Tuesday, May 30, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Take a Break Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: What's Really Wrong Thursday, June 1, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Homeless Politics Friday, June 2, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Arrested Monday, June 5, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Lost Newscaster Tuesday, June 6, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Introducing Rochelle Wednesday, June 7, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: KPET's Professionalism Thursday, June 8, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Wolfram's Declaration Friday, June 9, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: She Agrees, Sam Doesn't Monday, June 12, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Renata's One Phone Call Tuesday, June 13, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: You Made Bail Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Hal's Soothing Effect Thursday, June 15, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Aren't You Hungry? Friday, June 16, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Ouch Again Monday, June 19, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: She's a Temp Tuesday, June 20, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Holding Hands Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Mr. and Mrs. Thursday, June 22, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Sitting and Searching Friday, June 23, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: As Wolfram Ponders... Monday, June 26, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Stick Around, You Malignant Tumor Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: How Hal Sleeps At Night Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The Locked Office Thursday, June 29, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A Clue Friday, June 30, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Freeze! Monday, July 3, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Rejected Tuesday, July 4, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The Number of Dog Reporters Wednesday, July 5, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Rochelle, I Was Wondering... Thursday, July 6, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Seeing a Musical Friday, July 7, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Duck! Monday, July 10, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Our Honeymoon Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: "Discussing" Marriage Wednesday, July 12, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The "Discussion" Continues Thursday, July 13, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Hal's Plan Revealed Friday, July 14, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The Plot Thickens Monday, July 17, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Swallowemup's Interest Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Working Together Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: In the Limo Thursday, July 20, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Finding the Professor Friday, July 21, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Animal-Test on the Media Monday, July 24, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A Safe Haven Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Rochelle's Revelation Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A Demonstration Thursday, July 27, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: This, I Can't Do Friday, July 28, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A New Arrival Monday, July 31, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The Professor's Notes Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Renata's Cure Wednesday, August 2, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A Tip for Hal Thursday, August 3, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: A New Arrival, Again Friday, August 4, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Who Are You? Monday, August 7, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Dog Attack! Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: The General's Defeat Wednesday, August 9, 2000 - All's Fayre in Love and War: Hal Takes His Leave Thursday, August 10, 2000 - All's Fayre Epilogue: The Swallowemup Aftermath Friday, August 11, 2000 - All's Fayre Epilogue: Rochelle Says Farewell Monday, August 14, 2000 - All's Fayre Epilogue: Renata Tells Her Story Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - All's Fayre Epilogue: What Ferris Would've Done Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - Democratic Convention: Drifting In a Sea of Deadwood and Muck Thursday, August 17, 2000 - Democratic Convention: Four Differences Friday, August 18, 2000 - Democratic Convention: Police Presence Monday, August 21, 2000 - Democratic Convention: Democrats and Republicans in the Past Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - Democratic Convention: Wolfram's Report Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - Alistair Vs. Sam: On Taxes Thursday, August 24, 2000 - Alistair Vs. Sam: On Unions Friday, August 25, 2000 - Alistair Vs. Sam: On Everything Monday, August 28, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: What to Watch at 2 a.m. Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Meet the Participants Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: A Question for Mr. Buchanan Thursday, August 31, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: That'sitfortoday'sepisode Friday, September 1, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Who'd Watch That? Monday, September 4, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: A New Game Show Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Betrayed Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Tori is Dead to Me Thursday, September 7, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Off to Hollywood Friday, September 8, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Kevin's Anxiety Monday, September 11, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Hitching a Ride Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Rats, the Musical Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Tori's Toothpaste Thursday, September 14, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Later, at Spelling Entertainment Friday, September 15, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Look What the Dog Dragged In Monday, September 18, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Let the Negotiations Begin Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: It's a Deal Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: A Toast Thursday, September 21, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Look What Was Shipped to Us Friday, September 22, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Welcome Home, Ferris Monday, September 25, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Let's Begin the Game! Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Good Morning, You're Our First Contestants Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Here Are the Rules Thursday, September 28, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Tori Spelling Has Invaded Friday, September 29, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Liable for One Billion Dollars Monday, October 2, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Explain This, Ferris Tuesday, October 3, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Ferris Has a Plan Wednesday, October 4, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Examining the Contract Thursday, October 5, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: The Two Dollar Question Friday, October 6, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: It Doesn't Work That Way Monday, October 9, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: A Chat with the Director Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Orders from the Chief Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: The Political Roundtable at Denny's Thursday, October 12, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Renata's Plan Friday, October 13, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: The Game's Afoot Monday, October 16, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: KRVL on the Scene Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Meanwhile, Inside Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Lorna's Turn to Quiz Tori Thursday, October 19, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: The Final Question Friday, October 20, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: www.godilovetorispellingsherules.com Monday, October 23, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Ferris Locked in a Place He Usually Avoids Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: The Coaxing of the Rat Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: OK Tori, Lay It on Me Thursday, October 26, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: She Lays It on Him Friday, October 27, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Ferris Begs a Favor Monday, October 30, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: One Week Later Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Spelling's Plan in Motion Wednesday, November 1, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Lorna at the Bank Thursday, November 2, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: Ungrateful Nitpicker? Friday, November 3, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: His Plan Worked Monday, November 6, 2000 - What an Emferrisment: We Can Use Our Shrinking Credibility Tuesday, November 7, 2000 - The Randomness of Voters' Choices Wednesday, November 8, 2000 - Emferrisment Epilogue: Lorna and Her Lawyer Thursday, November 9, 2000 - Emferrisment Epilogue: How Alistair Would Handle a Corporation Friday, November 10, 2000 - Emferrisment Epilogue: Renata's Warning Monday, November 13, 2000 - Ambiguous Election Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - Reporting Live Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - Election Procedures Thursday, November 16, 2000 - The Point Spread Friday, November 17, 2000 - Lorna Looks to a Higher Power Monday, November 20, 2000 - Date: Discussion with Yvonne Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - Date: Discussion with Renata Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - Date: What Not to Ask Lorna Thursday, November 23, 2000 - Date: Back Home Friday, November 24, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Trippin' in More Ways Than One Monday, November 27, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Reagan Says Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Weird Kid Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Alistair Asks for Help Thursday, November 30, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: The Missing Piggy Bank Friday, December 1, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Why Am I Here? Monday, December 4, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: 72nd Street Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: How to Meet John and Yoko Wednesday, December 6, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Trying to Warn John Thursday, December 7, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Alistair Pleads Friday, December 8, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: No! Monday, December 11, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: Incoherent Alistair Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: The Mournful Chorus Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - Alistair's Trip: It Was Worth It Thursday, December 14, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Hospital Charges Friday, December 15, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Things Have Got to Get Better Monday, December 18, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Punkin! Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Believing Dad Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: A Call About the Van Thursday, December 21, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Debtor's Prisons Friday, December 22, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Then One Soggy Christmas Eve... Monday, December 25, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: The Gift Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Dad Explains... Poorly Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Mom Explains, Instead Thursday, December 28, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Dad's Internet Startup Friday, December 29, 2000 - Lorna Dot Com: Kevin's Idea Thanks to Carlos for titling the 2000 strips. CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON TO 2001. CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO THE ARCHIVE MENU.